Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called

jettigre
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Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 1, 2009 2:26:28 GMT -5

Post by jettigre on Dec 1, 2009 2:26:28 GMT -5

Lita - If I told you what happened tonight - you wouldn't believe me!!!!

Cops showed up - what a mess!

Lita - It is insane!

Lita - ah hahahahahaha
So me and Big Daddy settled in for some Mommy and Daddy time.
I got the royal massage. Back, ass, legs, toes, tits....

Lita We move to the bed as we do...
BD starts riding me like a madman...
He literally f***s me right through the bed!
Th ealarm goes off from the loud noise of the wood busting through.

Lita - I swear to you this is true!

Lita - So Jim gets off me and shuts off the alarm.
FRANTICLY!!!
He grabs the chord-less phone - thinking ahead!

Lita - He runs back in our bedroom and says let's try it again!
We get on the bed and he gets 2 thrusts ion and an even bigger noise and drop makes him realize that the bed is dead!

Lita - So now BD wants me in the swing...
That's always nice so no problem!

Lita - So he puts me in the swing..
Has the phone next to him on the massage table.
The phone rings.
It's Vicky Blue!
We are both ready to explode..

Lita - Big Daddy answers because he thinks it's the alarm company!

Lita - Tells Vicky "I'll call you back"!

Lita - We finish round 3 for me and 2 for Big Daddy (or Meat Whistle) as I call him.

Lita - JG gets me a towel as I'm over flowing...
Puts his shorts on and goes to his office.
Just in time for the police to knock on our door!

Lita - Heanswers the door and tells the police how the glass break alarm was set off.
They don't believe this tattooed madman and ask for his ID.
Now they believe him....

Lita - The bed is trashed!
The police are pissed!
Me and Big Daddy are satisfied...
Even if our bed isn't!

Lita - God bless America and God save the queen...
You f***s aint got nothing on the Gillettes!

Lita - hahahahaha!
OOOOPS!
d*** alarm company did NOT call!

Lita - It just happened! I told Jim it was a full moon...
Not sure if it is or not but it sure seems like it!

Lita - We SO wish we would have been filming tonight!
This is the magic!
WoW!

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Last Edit: Dec 1, 2009 2:46:50 GMT -5 by jettigre

rambone New Member Posts: 42	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 1, 2009 8:45:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rambone on Dec 1, 2009 8:45:02 GMT -5 OMG! LMFAO! I went to the link from her other facebook and the comments from the people are as funny as the story! Thanks for posting I might have missed this!

smokingfools Junior Member Posts: 74	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 1, 2009 15:14:45 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by smokingfools on Dec 1, 2009 15:14:45 GMT -5 Always stay classy Lita. The Sludgers are absolutely annihilating her.
	" smoked another one"

Hawkeye Administrator Major Mod Have a Drink On Me Posts: 470	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 2, 2009 1:55:26 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hawkeye on Dec 2, 2009 1:55:26 GMT -5 wow.
	You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today

Christy The Admin Administrator Fate can be silly sometimes but it usually knows more than I do. Posts: 145	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 2, 2009 8:39:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Christy The Admin on Dec 2, 2009 8:39:40 GMT -5 I just realized I haven't been on Sludge in years. Time flies. For reasons I'm not quite sure of, the phrase "cry for help" keeps echoing in my mind.
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ladykiller Guest	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 2, 2009 16:27:39 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by ladykiller on Dec 2, 2009 16:27:39 GMT -5 too much information....

Hawkeye Administrator Major Mod Have a Drink On Me Posts: 470	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 2, 2009 16:51:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hawkeye on Dec 2, 2009 16:51:24 GMT -5 Dec 2, 2009 8:39:40 GMT -5 Christy The Admin said: For reasons I'm not quite sure of, the phrase "cry for help" keeps echoing in my mind. The fly on that wall must be traumatised
	You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today

crave Senior Member Posts: 309	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 20, 2009 10:38:39 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by crave on Dec 20, 2009 10:38:39 GMT -5 Not sure why she thinks it's cool to give out all these details.

Hawkeye Administrator Major Mod Have a Drink On Me Posts: 470	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 20, 2009 12:17:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hawkeye on Dec 20, 2009 12:17:40 GMT -5 That's what many people are saying
	You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today

kinkybitch New Member Posts: 9	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Dec 20, 2009 13:34:10 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kinkybitch on Dec 20, 2009 13:34:10 GMT -5 I sure wish my man could do that to me! If he could, I'd be bragging about it too! :-)

jettigre
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Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Jan 4, 2010 5:39:30 GMT -5

Post by jettigre on Jan 4, 2010 5:39:30 GMT -5

well i guess your man dont know how to find the right ho like Lita said ? ;D

just kidding .....

anyway someone posted on the Joan Jett board that they hope Joan Jett gets in the RNRHOF before Lita does .........

I was LMFAO cause does anyone think Lita will be inducted into the RNRHOF before Joan Jett?

If so your are some bad drugs and need to get some new ones !!!

Last Edit: Jan 4, 2010 5:42:58 GMT -5 by jettigre

rambone
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Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Jan 13, 2010 0:40:29 GMT -5

Post by rambone on Jan 13, 2010 0:40:29 GMT -5

Joan doesn't hold a candle to Lita's ass.
Joan is a puppet.
Perhaps Lenny Kahuna should be...
Abducted.....
AGH!
Into the Hall of Shame?@?!?!?!:'l;1"@~>??\
We all know that he is the limited "brains" behind "Joan"....

Last Edit: Jan 13, 2010 1:08:09 GMT -5 by rambone

jettigre New Member Posts: 0	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Jan 13, 2010 8:23:06 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jettigre on Jan 13, 2010 8:23:06 GMT -5 Lita's FLAT wide ass is over. I guess she can now go back in hiding ....... Joan will always be the most ''TALENTED'' runaways!!!!

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Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Jan 13, 2010 8:50:21 GMT -5

Post by dagtoking1 on Jan 13, 2010 8:50:21 GMT -5

Joan will always be the most ''TALENTED'' runaways!!!!

I don't know if I agree with that one. Sure Joan has had the most success and I do love her, but Sandy West was no slouch either; probably the best drummer ever IMO. And Lita could get into the Hall before Joan; anything is possible with that crazy Rock N' Roll Hall.

jettigre New Member Posts: 0	Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called Jan 13, 2010 10:18:48 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jettigre on Jan 13, 2010 10:18:48 GMT -5 WTF ? Lita in the RNR HOF before Joan ? Not gonna happen ! I do agree that Sandy is an awesome drummer.

Lita's- WILD SEX sets off alarm & cops are called

Post by jettigre on Dec 1, 2009 2:26:28 GMT -5

Post by rambone on Dec 1, 2009 8:45:02 GMT -5

Post by smokingfools on Dec 1, 2009 15:14:45 GMT -5

Post by Hawkeye on Dec 2, 2009 1:55:26 GMT -5

Post by Christy The Admin on Dec 2, 2009 8:39:40 GMT -5

Post by ladykiller on Dec 2, 2009 16:27:39 GMT -5

Post by Hawkeye on Dec 2, 2009 16:51:24 GMT -5

Post by crave on Dec 20, 2009 10:38:39 GMT -5

Post by Hawkeye on Dec 20, 2009 12:17:40 GMT -5

Post by kinkybitch on Dec 20, 2009 13:34:10 GMT -5

Post by jettigre on Jan 4, 2010 5:39:30 GMT -5

Post by rambone on Jan 13, 2010 0:40:29 GMT -5

Post by jettigre on Jan 13, 2010 8:23:06 GMT -5

Post by dagtoking1 on Jan 13, 2010 8:50:21 GMT -5

Post by jettigre on Jan 13, 2010 10:18:48 GMT -5