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Post by Hawkeye on Jul 2, 2009 22:39:36 GMT -5
Ok. I'm busy but will post on this later- reminder, this is the HATERS board. Don't go getting all fuzzy here- 'cuz I'll delete the d*** thing.
*I just hope Kristen does a great freaking job*
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Post by bri0032 on Jul 2, 2009 23:37:05 GMT -5
YES! I don't know why I didn't start this thread sooner. If you don't like to hear b!tching, stop reading now.
Twilight is a disgrace to the vampire genre. I give Stephenie Meyer props for making an attempt and getting this gigantic fanbase, but she's not really good at the vampire stuff. I mean since when do vampires sparkle? I think she was high when she wrote some parts of these books. Vampires now have superpowers, sparkle,
(BREAKING DAWN SPOLIERR!)
make rapidly growing babies with humans that have to chew their way out of their mother's uterus if they aren't taken out,
(Okay, it's over)
have bad blood with werewolves, etc. And I don't get the 'vegetarianism' of the Cullen's. Vampires survive on human blood, not animal.
And the werewolves.? These kids are getting the wrong idea about classic folklore.
I think Twilight would be better if Edward's secret was being buried in a Pet Semetery (reference hint: misspelling of cemetery, also the name of a song by the Ramones). Wouldn't it be awesome if Bella's lover went out killing people for no reason, groaned a lot, but somehow managed to still save Bella and they loved each other?
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Post by Hawkeye on Jul 3, 2009 1:17:53 GMT -5
I will add to this tomorrow!
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